A Hairy Exchange:

"I don't know how to tell my father."

"Tell him what, Lex?"

"He's sired a werewolf."

Pause, as Clark gives Lex the fish-eyed look then a lopsided grin. "There's no such thing as werewolves, Lex."

"Yeah, like there's no such thing as aliens, Clark."

Another pause, as Lex stares calmly at Clark, who turns dead white, then bright red.

"So," Clark finally says as nonchalantly as possible, "how are you going to break the news to Lionel?"

"Oh, I was thinking maybe ... of getting Lucas a collar."

"He can't have mine!" (yelped)

Another long pause, as Clark turns red enough to spontaneously combust.

"Something ELSE you want to tell me, Clark?"

...end